Black Hole in Matlock Back Yard
In a surprising discovery, a black hole was found in the backyard of John Matlock, a local resident of a quiet Southampton neighborhood. What started as a routine gardening session turned into a cosmic revelation when John noticed a small, swirling vortex in the ground. Experts quickly arrived on the scene, confirming the presence of a miniature black hole, which seems to defy all known astrophysical theories.
“It’s not every day you find something like this in your yard,” said John, who remains remarkably calm despite the situation. Astrophysicists are baffled as to how a black hole of this size could have formed in such an unexpected location. So far, it has remained stable, though authorities have cordoned off the area as a precaution.
Saugeen Shores police are unconvinced. Suspecting unpermitted yard work, they have sent a sample to the Perimeter Institute for further analysis.